This is cute because it’s probably the first time she’s seen/had her hair completely dry and it’s all soft and full of volume (o:
How the hell is her hair soft after living in salt water for all her life
shhh. mermaid physics.
why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms
why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms
parents gone for the night
you know what that means
*lets in stray cats*
Your car hits like a bitch.
His bike fucking exploded.
AND HE JUST FUCKING WALKS AWAY
Does he even have shoes on
uM CAN WE TALK ABOUT PHILS LITTLE SMUG ASS SMILE WHEN DAN SAYS THIS OR
"haha been there done that "
my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous