"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
You’re right, Moose. You can’t trust me. But, sadly, I can’t trust you, either.
#do you ever see sam and just all at once realize that yeah #he’s a cutie pie precious selfless compassionate babe #who deserves puppies and cuddles and people making him good food and playing with his hair #but he also like #kills things #things that are stronger and faster than he is #he’s also actually terrifying and lethal and wow #maybe i shouldn’t find that as hot as i do #but just (via)
"what big eyes you have"
"the better to see your nudes with, my dear"
Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and
Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.
That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.
Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.
how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying